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10/14/16 09:58 AM #477    

 

Greg Cook

In keeping with sharing our vactation memories:

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe - as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.
Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob, badly wounded, mumbles, "My name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"
"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.
An older man comes down the stairs.
"I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. It is many miles to the nearest clinic, however, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob staggering after them.
Igor places Betty on a table in the lab.
Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.
After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried.
"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."
Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.
Bob and Betty Hill are no more.
The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace.
He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up.
His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.
Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat!
He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!
Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.
He bursts in and shouts to his master:
"Master, Master! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
(Yes, a timeless classic to end the week.)

10/14/16 07:16 PM #478    

 

Richard Maurer

Greg, another great, humorous story.  I tried to come up with some kind of response using songs with "hills", "bob" or "betty" in the title, but I came up empty.  Keep us smiling.


10/15/16 04:58 AM #479    

 

Mitch Wise

Thanks Greg,  very funny.  Nice way to start the weekend.


10/15/16 08:26 AM #480    

 

Michael Elliott

We need to add the Cisco Kid to our collection of great TV memories from our childhood.  Some stereotyping no doubt but a hero to us kids nonetheless.

 


10/15/16 10:00 AM #481    

 

Greg Cook

Thanks Richard, some times a simple groan says it all.

Thanks Mitch, glad you enjoyed


10/15/16 12:13 PM #482    

 

Jerry Labuda

Another great story Greg. Still the same ol Greg. Keep em coming.


10/15/16 03:16 PM #483    

 

Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

Thank you Greg. We so enjoy reading these!


10/15/16 03:50 PM #484    

 

Dennis George

Cubby Obrien played drums for the carpenters in later life.

10/16/16 09:32 AM #485    

 

Jerry Labuda

Happy birthday Greg, have the greatest of days.


10/16/16 12:12 PM #486    

 

Michael Elliott

Believe it or don't!!  Last night we went to see Bernadette Peters at the Mesa Arts Center.  She brought her 5 touring musicians, all backed up by the Phoenix Symphony with a pretty much all Broadway program. Ms. Peters put on an amazing and crowd pleasing performance.  Then came the point in the show when she introduced her musicians.  When it came time to introduce the drummer she said,  "Many of you who are of a certain age will remember this Mousketeer, our drummer, Cubby.  Yes, Cubby O'Brien from the Mickey Mouse Club."  Given the attention the Mouse Club and Cubby has received on this Forum in the last few days, I almost fell out of my chair.  I must say he looked really good in his tuxedo and played great.


10/16/16 12:59 PM #487    

John Vash

A man was driving down the road one day and saw the oncoming car hit a rabbit. The man stopped to see how the bunny was. The driver who hit the rabbit stepped out of the car, sprayed the rabbit with something and all of a sudden, the rabbit jumped up, waved, hopped a little ways down the road, waved again, hopped to the edge of the forest, turned around, waved again, then hopped into the forest not seen again. The man was amazed. 'What did you spray him with??!' The driver said ' It's a hair rejuvenator with a permanant wave.'  I have to give credit to Ed (Fuzzy) McDermott, another member of the class of 65 for this story.


10/17/16 08:19 AM #488    

 

Mitch Wise

Love it John, but Greg is still way ahead in the laugh count.


10/17/16 10:00 AM #489    

 

Greg Cook

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." 
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. I got out of prison."

10/17/16 11:12 AM #490    

 

Richard Maurer

Good hair/hare story John.  Great to have another laugh maker on the forum, you and Ed McDermott should keep 'em coming.


10/18/16 10:02 AM #491    

 

Greg Cook

All this talk about old TV shows, I found this


10/19/16 02:40 PM #492    

 

Michael Elliott

That's fantastic, Greg.  I was a big Elfego Baca fan.  Where did you find this?  The Smithsonian?


10/20/16 01:00 PM #493    

 

Greg Cook

Glad you enjoyed it Mike, I was more of a Zorro guy. "Zorro the fox so cunning and free...Zorro he makes the sign of the Z"

There is a FB page called Remember When, they highlight old TV shows and songs. I got this image after doing a Google Image search and found a Pinterest Page with a bunch of listings, couldn't find a SoCal one.


10/21/16 04:22 AM #494    

 

Mitch Wise

Hey Cisco,  Wait for me.  


10/21/16 09:04 AM #495    

 

Jack Fiskin

Marshall Dillon


10/21/16 11:32 AM #496    

John Vash

Aww Pancho, Duncan Rinaldo was a fav of mine


10/21/16 12:58 PM #497    

John Vash

I'm sorry to have to report that, while you may know, "Johnny Reb" is no longer with us, he has become this:  Third from the left, 1st row.  Oh well, life goes on.


10/22/16 06:34 PM #498    

 

Doug Bell

"New"  Rebel is not so far from our "Yosemite Sam" which was prominent on our basketball team warm-ups in 1963 and 1964,


10/25/16 08:59 AM #499    

 

Greg Cook

I'm sure some of the fathers/grandfathers can relate:

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

10/26/16 10:04 AM #500    

 

Greg Cook

So True!

1. Going to bed early.
2. Not leaving my house.
3. Not going to a party.
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

10/27/16 09:35 AM #501    

 

Greg Cook

Sometimes it's easy to forget what a decade of change the 60s were. Here's a little help


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