Greg Cook
The older Baby Boomers were all home schooled! Who knew? See below, in parents’ own words!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
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