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Greg Cook
I'm so angry right now as if I haven't been through enough.
I had to leave the house to go and pick up a few things from the grocery store. I ran my errand and I go back to my house in 25 mins. There are 4 sheriff's cars in the driveway and 6 deputies in my home.
The front door had been knocked off the hinges, stuff was everywhere, and apparently they were looking for something. So I'm stuck outside with this sheriff's deputy and they are inside searching through everything, even our laundry. They checked inside my closets under my mattress. They tore my things apart. So, as you can imagine, I'm getting upset, and I'm trying figure out what's going on.
I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it. The cop in my bedroom yells, "Where did you hide it at? We know it's here! We will keep searching."
Then I yell back, "If I had an idea of what you're looking for sir, maybe I could help!"
He shoots me the "You wanna go to jail?" look, so I shut up and watch one of the other deputies look down at his phone.
Then he shouts, "Guys! Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The Pokémon is next door!"
If you fell for this, like I did, feel free to copy and paste. Don't take life too seriously, and enjoy your day!
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