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08/01/16 07:46 PM #327    

 

Jerry Labuda

I had knee surgery years ago and the key to walking better fast is physical therapy. Do it until you're tired and then do it again. But you must also let it rest and heal for a while. I know it'll hurt but it must be done. That is what my physicl therapist told me. Hope this little pep talk will help. Hope you get better real fast.


08/02/16 10:42 AM #328    

 

Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

Thank you,  Jerry. I am hanging in there!


08/03/16 08:54 AM #329    

 

Greg Cook

I know this is slightly off color, but I thought it was hilarious


08/03/16 08:57 AM #330    

 

Greg Cook

Something a little tamer, but definitely true around our house

Grandma's Rules
Respect others.
No whining.
No back talk.
If asked to do something, do it.
Grandpa's Rule
Don't make Grandma cranky!

08/06/16 05:02 AM #331    

 

Mitch Wise

Thanks to everyone for posting your vacation photos.  Please continue, nice way to keep up with everyone.

 


08/06/16 08:48 AM #332    

 

Greg Cook

There's been a lot of talk recently about medical conditions, so:

Tired of the administrative hassle and health insurance claims bureaucracy, a gynecologist decides to retire in his early 50's. In looking for a new vocation, he attends an auto mechanic school which he thoroughly enjoyed. The final examination was to take an eight-cylinder engine apart and reassemble it within five days' time which he was able to complete.
A few days later, the good doctor received a grade of 150%. In questioning the instructor, he received the following response:
"You got 50% for taking the engine apart properly, another 50% for reassembling it on time and a bonus of 50% for doing the entire process through the muffler."

08/11/16 07:14 AM #333    

John Vash

If any of you guys remember Buce Wilson, class of 64 & brother of Joel (deceased), he has published a book that is going to the printer today & should be available on 9/13.  You can find him on Face Book for more information.  He is currently on tour to promote his book.


08/12/16 11:46 AM #334    

 

Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

Thanks John. I remember both Bruce and Joel very well. 


08/13/16 09:23 AM #335    

 

Greg Cook

A little (some would say very little) senior humor:

I went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9 mm for home protection.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.

08/13/16 08:18 PM #336    

 

Kathleen Daulton (Dacey)

The vacation photos have been great.  Please keep posting.  


08/14/16 04:13 AM #337    

 

Mitch Wise

too funny Greg.


08/14/16 11:18 AM #338    

 

Bobbie Bechtold (Ryan)

Greg, you keep us laughing! 


08/15/16 11:37 AM #339    

 

Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

Thanks, Greg. Your sayings always brightrern my day!


08/16/16 08:30 AM #340    

 

Greg Cook

I never graduated from college, but I was only there for two terms - Johnson's and Nixon's


08/17/16 09:00 AM #341    

 

Greg Cook

I'm so angry right now as if I haven't been through enough.

I had to leave the house to go and pick up a few things from the grocery store. I ran my errand and I go back to my house in 25 mins. There are 4 sheriff's cars in the driveway and 6 deputies in my home.


The front door had been knocked off the hinges, stuff was everywhere, and apparently they were looking for something. So I'm stuck outside with this sheriff's deputy and they are inside searching through everything, even our laundry. They checked inside my closets under my mattress. They tore my things apart. So, as you can imagine, I'm getting upset, and I'm trying figure out what's going on.


I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it. The cop in my bedroom yells, "Where did you hide it at? We know it's here! We will keep searching."


Then I yell back, "If I had an idea of what you're looking for sir, maybe I could help!"


He shoots me the "You wanna go to jail?" look, so I shut up and watch one of the other deputies look down at his phone.


Then he shouts, "Guys! Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The Pokémon is next door!"


If you fell for this, like I did, feel free to copy and paste. Don't take life too seriously, and enjoy your day!


08/17/16 09:21 AM #342    

 

Teddi Formerly Ted Gray

LOL!  Had me going Greg. Best Regards.  Teddi


08/18/16 07:42 PM #343    

 

Richard Maurer

Greg, great stuff.  You are really doing a lot to keep this forum active and interesting.  Great contribution.  Keep it up.   Most appreciated.


08/19/16 08:51 AM #344    

 

Greg Cook

Thanks Richard and Teddi


08/20/16 08:41 AM #345    

 

Karen Riegle (Taillon)

So enjoying all the vacation photos.  We don't go until next week - Cape Code over Labor Day.  I can't believe summer is already coming to an end.  Why is it when you're in high school the days seem endless and when you reach the age that you have time and money to really enjoy your freedom the time just whizzes by!  Seems infinitely unfair . . .


08/22/16 06:13 AM #346    

 

Mitch Wise

Karen,  have a  wonderful trip.  We loved the Cape Cod area, especially Nantucket.  Spent many days there with friends when we lived in Westport.


08/24/16 09:23 AM #347    

 

Greg Cook

Had a tough day at the doctor yesterday:

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Me: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

08/25/16 09:02 AM #348    

 

Greg Cook

Only baby boomers will get this


08/25/16 09:45 AM #349    

 

Michael Elliott

Hilarious post, Greg.  Loved it.

It has occurred to me that the Reunion and this website have created an environment in which many who were simply classmates in '65 are now friends.  A beautiful thing indeed!


08/25/16 10:51 AM #350    

 

Linda Marks (Bird)

Too funny...you always keep me laughing, Greg!

08/26/16 06:25 AM #351    

 

Mitch Wise

Great Post,  Anyone born after 1975 will not understand.  Love this photo. Thanks Greg.


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