Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

I agree Greg. It should have been called "The Stay at Home Challenge" with idivdual prizes awarded as well as collective prizes awared to cities and states. Prizes could range from door dash dinners, to gloves snd masks, to 24 packs of toilet paper to bars containers of foam soap to Chlorox wipes and then the grand prize would be a case of hand sanitizer. Woo Hoo. Dog pounds and rescue organizations could drop off kittens and puppies as well as older animals to be fostered to qualified homes. Paying families for pet food and supplies for thesed "fosters" (many of whom would most likely be legally adupted by the end of the summer) would be considerably less expensive than keeping shlters running with bare bones staff and downhearted animals. This  is a win win situation.  Too bad you are not in Congress. I think your idea would really fly. :)

Charlie Groh

So, so, relevant!

Charles Harvey

Charlie,

I will see you on the bus. Maybe we can start a Drum and Bugle Corps like in the "Old Days"

Chuck

Charlie Groh

Yah, Chuck...and hopefully it'll be a newer bus than we got when we were kids.  You know, comfortable seating, flip-down video screens...somebody to serve us (notice the decorum there, eh?).  ;0)

Greg Cook

Nice Charlie! Weill it cost extra for a window seat? How about an extra checked bag?

Greg Cook

"Bored by the quarantine, I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack. She hasn't realized it yet. But the thyme is cumin!"

Greg Cook

And the hits just keep on comin'. Who better than Weir Al Yankovic to do a social distancing anthem?

I certainly hope we're not the last generation to appreciate the creativity of Weird Al.

Judy Van Hise (Flynn)

Thanks everyone for the laughs.  It  is great to see these posts.  Stay safe and healthy.

Charlie Groh

Weird Al is and has been an icon for decades...if you want to hear another, more down to earth, reaction to rejection by Tonio K,  listen to this...oh, before you click the link, beware.  Turn it up, and buckle up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmW5igCFpE

Nancy Andersen (Madeira)

Mike Elliot wanted to share this YouTube video.  "My Corona Home"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uDTs-9fq00

Greg Cook

I know I have way too much time on my hands and this has nothing to do with the corona virus, but it touches on so many things that were part of our generation.

The phrase "getting herbed up" had to have been coined by a fellow Boomer.

ENJOY!!

Charles Harvey

For all my Rebel Classmates who grew up watching The Lone Ranger and Tonto. This is for you ---- Chuck

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent'

Greg Cook

Michael Elliott

You had me worried for a moment there Greg!

Judy Van Hise (Flynn)

Greg, I was so proud of you for a moment!!!  But, I need to do some of this so when I go out people will still recognize me!!!  

Greg Cook

What's marriage like in captivity?

Debby Lahr

That is incredible Greg!  I need help. :)  Good job! 

Mitch Wise

Spectacular post.  How did you spy on Jan and me to get this material?

Pegi Spence (Sadler)

Lol, it's always so uplifting to read all your posts.  Charles, yours was hilarious. I agree with Judy on your post Greg.  Glad you are all doing so well.

Laurel Hall (Wollweber)

I want to thank all of you for these hilarious posts! They are so needed at this time. I have posted some of them on Facebook to share with my friends and family. Please don't stop! 

Greg Cook

Mitch, I suspect there's a lot of truth in that video that applies to all of us. In your case, however, I used an international programmed drone. See you at the movies!

Greg Cook

It's official my last day of quarantine!

Linda Wonn (Carpenter)

Love this!

Greg Cook

I never thought the comment "I wouldn't touch him/her with a six-foot pole" would become a national policy, but here we are!

Charles Harvey

If you wear your jeans for 5 days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Stay tuned for more quarantine life pro tips.