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06/27/20 06:46 AM #1411    

 

Charles Harvey

Jerry I sure would like to be there and see my classmates. It has been 5 years since we met. Once it is safer to travel I surely want to travel and not be sequesterd in Omaha. It is a great place, but I need to see friends again. Have a great time.


06/27/20 08:05 AM #1412    

 

Greg Cook

To me good comedy always has bits of reality thrown in.




06/30/20 03:24 AM #1413    

 

Mitch Wise

 Love this film clip.  Helps overcome all the BS news repeated over and over.  Thanks Greg

 


07/25/20 08:24 AM #1414    

 

Greg Cook

Great Truths About Growing Old
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

07/27/20 08:25 AM #1415    

 

Greg Cook

Most of the generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My father taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

09/16/20 02:42 PM #1416    

 

Richard Faubion

Inspiring



 


09/28/20 08:58 AM #1417    

 

Greg Cook

Richard, that was truly inspiring!

Here's another video of IMHO the most beautiful protest song ever done flash mob style




09/28/20 06:24 PM #1418    

 

Linda Marks (Bird)

I loved this Richard. Thank you for sharing

10/06/20 05:44 AM #1419    

 

Mitch Wise

Love this,  thanks for sharing


10/28/20 04:03 AM #1420    

 

Mitch Wise

Good Luck to all of you living in the area affected by the fires around Irvine, YL, Brea, MV, etc.

 


11/02/20 05:42 AM #1421    

 

Richard Faubion

 
Some old ones and some new ones.
 
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11.When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring.
20. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
21. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
22. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

11/02/20 03:21 PM #1422    

 

Michael Elliott

These are great, Richard.  Made my day!


11/02/20 07:39 PM #1423    

 

Bob Clark

Good stuff, Richard!

 


11/03/20 06:17 AM #1424    

 

Judy Van Hise (Flynn)

I love those.  I can relate to many of them!!!!


11/03/20 10:10 AM #1425    

 

Greg Cook

Way to step up Richard!

I think we all can relate to many of these "truisms". My favorite is: My memory is getting so bad I could plan my own surprise party. or I just bought a pair of Skechers with memory sole inserts, maybe now when I walk into the kitchen I'll remember why I'm there.


11/03/20 03:13 PM #1426    

 

Jerry Labuda

Way to go Richard some good stuff.


11/04/20 11:50 AM #1427    

 

Linda Marks (Bird)

Thanks Richard! I needed a good laugh today.

11/07/20 08:01 AM #1428    

 

Greg Cook

I recently received this postcard from my great aunt in Florida, a.k.a., “Heaven’s Waiting Room.”
“Hearing gone. Eyesight dim. Joints stiff. Have trouble staying awake. Thank goodness I can still drive!”
 

11/08/20 02:37 PM #1429    

 

Charles Harvey

Great Stuff Greg.... I know some people here in Omaha that fits the profile. I was driving behind them today. I enjoy the stuff you post.


11/14/20 08:50 AM #1430    

 

Greg Cook

OK guys (guys in CA is non-gender specific) being in isolation is no excuse to forget these important things you don't say to your wife.


11/20/20 04:15 AM #1431    

 

Mitch Wise

Fantastic,  why did you wait so long to post?  I may have said a few of these.  Ha ha.

 


11/20/20 01:12 PM #1432    

 

Linda Marks (Bird)

Hilarious! I needed a good laugh.

01/14/21 02:09 PM #1433    

 

Greg Cook

Well,

we're into this 10 months and things have slowed down on our reunion forum.

Hopefully this will cheer you up. Everyone who remembers the song this parodies, it's time to fess up.

I think it played on MTV at least every 10 minutes

 


01/14/21 05:57 PM #1434    

 

Jerry Labuda

Great post Greg and I do remember MTV playing the original maybe every 9 minutes. Very well done but the background dancing has to go.


01/15/21 09:34 AM #1435    

 

Greg Cook

You're probably right Jerry but we've both been married long enough (the singer too) to know not to go down that road.


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