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Greg Cook
The Savanna STBOs: Is the Class of ’65 the G.O.A.T.?
Let’s be honest: back in the day, if you told a Savanna Rebel that we’d all be staring down our 80th birthdays together, we probably would have checked your punch bowl for something suspicious.
But here we are. We have officially entered the STBO phase (Soon To Be Octogenarians).
If you look at the history books, this many people from one graduating class making it to the 8-0 milestone isn't just a "good run"—it’s a statistical miracle. In the world of graduating classes, we aren’t just the Rebels; we are officially the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time).
The Legend of the Indestructible Rebel
Think about what we’ve survived. We survived cars made of solid lead with no seatbelts. We survived hairspray that was probably 40% jet fuel. We survived the "mystery meat" in the Savanna cafeteria (which, let’s be real, probably contained the preservatives that are keeping us all alive today).
Scientists should probably study us. While the rest of the world is worried about "anti-aging" creams, the Savanna STBOs are just keepin’ on, keepin’ on. We’ve traded our drag races for morning dog walks, and our "all-nighters" now end at 8:30 PM, but the Rebel spirit hasn't dimmed—it’s just become more... durable.
A Toast to the Pioneers Who Led the Way
As we look toward 80, we have to pause and tip our caps to the Rebels who were "STBOs" before us but didn't quite make it to this specific finish line. They were the ones who taught us how to live fast, laugh hard, and make the most of every Saturday night.
They might not be here to argue with us about who had the fastest car or the best hair, but they are a permanent part of the G.O.A.T. Class. We carry their stories with us—even if we have to squint a little harder to remember the details now.
The "Long Haul" Hall of Fame
Reaching 80 is like winning the ultimate "Enduro" race. We’ve seen the world change from black-and-white TVs to phones that talk back to us. We’ve seen trends come and go, but the Class of '65 remains.
We aren't just getting older; we are optimizing our legacy sleeve. We are the generation that proved that 80 is the new 60 (with maybe just a few more naps).
So, here’s to the Savanna STBOs. We’ve made it this far because we’re too stubborn to stop and too Rebel to follow the rules of aging.
Watch out, world—the 80s are coming, and the Rebels are leading the pack.

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