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02/01/17 09:00 AM #627    

 

Charlie Groh

...yah, ol' Barbara looked like a *really* well-preserved '65 Savanna grad!  So I added her, too.  Thanks to your heads-up, Mitch, I unfriended her just after the "...hi, how are you?".  


02/01/17 02:33 PM #628    

 

Greg Cook

Jerry, glad the breakfast "reunion" went well. It's amazing to me that now that we're older and not trying to live up to who we thought we were as teenagers, our classmates are pretty cool people to hang with.

My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with, "PLZ."
I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing, "please."
I replied with, "No."
He asked why.
I said it was shorter than writing, "Yes."

02/01/17 08:26 PM #629    

 

Barbara Larsen (Cummings)

Hi Mitch,  Sorry about your hacker experience, but do you have 200 grand?  Just kidding.  Hope we're still friends.


02/02/17 03:44 PM #630    

John Vash

U R 1 Phunnie guy Greg.  Barbara I got the same friend request but knew we were already friends so I didn't accept the request.  I asked Skip & Bobbie if they had a way to contact you other than FB & apparently they did.  So glad it all turned out O K.  You have changed your FB password haven't you?  I change mine at least monthly.  Oh, & Jerry, sure wish I would have gotten up early enough to get there.  I was checking my eye lids for leaks & I guess I got carried away.  Hopefully next time.


02/03/17 07:13 AM #631    

 

Mitch Wise

Hi Barbara, we will always be friends.  Yes I have that much, but trying to spend it all so my grandkids will not have to worry about it.  Life is good here.  I actually had fun with the "scam" person in that I recognized it almost immediatey.  Played along for quite a while just to jerk them off.   Have a great weekend.

 


02/03/17 07:16 AM #632    

 

Mitch Wise

International Jumping Event Today in Bordeaux.  What a great equistrian event.  Cannot believe the skill these riders and horses have to complete the course.  Really enjoyed the day.  But as in all places, one finds someone trying to take your spot. Upon arriveal with our tickets we found two people in our place, had to get the usher to move them.   So we go to lunch in the main area, come back and another two people in our seats.  Kinds of reminds me of taking my son to ball games, he and his friends would always try to find seats closer to the field until they got chased back to their own seats.  Had a wonderful day.

 


02/03/17 09:54 AM #633    

 

Mike Sheldrake

I just want to know how we're going to split the $200K!


02/04/17 04:09 AM #634    

 

Mitch Wise

Not certain Mike, but I feel that several of us have "won" this money.  Should be spliting close to a million.  Of course we all need to make a huge donation to Savanna.


02/04/17 02:07 PM #635    

 

Mike Sheldrake

If I add this to the Nigerian money I'm getting...Oh Boy!


02/05/17 12:21 PM #636    

 

Doug Bell

I'll alert our Legacy Fund Administrator at Savanna that several donations of $200,00 will be coming soon.


02/08/17 08:59 AM #637    

 

Greg Cook

They say communication is the foundation of a long successful marriage. They may be on to something

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."
The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in the hell do you want a divorce?
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

02/09/17 10:24 AM #638    

 

Greg Cook

Or you have to take a bathroom break in the middle of scrolling


02/09/17 12:02 PM #639    

 

Gordon Reed

So far no bathroom breaks while scrolling but I find I do need to scroll a lot. Recently I was looking for an air filter for my car and had to scroll to find the year vehicle they wanted so they could do the look up.

Keep them coming Greg.


02/16/17 09:07 AM #640    

 

Greg Cook

In 2013 I downloaded the May My Walk app. To date we (me, Sandee and the dogs) have logged 1228 workouts, walked 4,401 miles and burned 775,115 calories. Shouldn't I be down to my birth weight ny now?


02/23/17 09:31 AM #641    

 

Greg Cook

As more and more rock legends pass, it's important to think about what kind of world we're going to leave to Keith Richards and Steven Tyler.

Fortunately there are some rockers still with us.


02/23/17 12:02 PM #642    

 

Linda Marks (Bird)

Thanks for the laugh, Greg! Always loved the Stones a day Aerosmith!

02/26/17 07:15 PM #643    

 

Jerry Labuda

We're meeting again on Tuesday February 28th for breakfast and to wish Mitch Wise a happy birthday at Keno's at 2661 W. LaPalma near Magnolia at 9:30 AM. Come and see some of your old friends and have a good time. The breakfasts are pretty good too. See you there.


02/27/17 04:38 AM #644    

 

Mitch Wise

Thanks Jerry.  Hope you guys have a great time. Always nice to see a birthday wish 

 


02/27/17 01:42 PM #645    

 

Greg Cook

Wish I could make breakfast but with the traffic on the 91 I might make it in time for the next meeting.

With most of us due to hit the big 7-0 this year, a few thoughts on growing older.

Finally I found a picture of my idea of the perfect retirement plan


02/28/17 03:06 PM #646    

 

Jerry Labuda

Yes Greg I know that's a big problem, it'll be great to have you join us.


03/01/17 12:00 AM #647    

 

Mitch Wise

A huge Thank YOU! to everyone.  Had a great day, and all your wishes are appreciated.  Feeling like 40.   

A Bientot,  Mitch

 


03/03/17 11:01 AM #648    

 

Greg Cook

As we get older it's hard not to wonder what happens after we die.

Sex after death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion ... Marion"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No...I'm a rabbit in Arizona..."


03/04/17 08:58 AM #649    

 

Greg Cook

Mike, I was pretty sure the "zonie" reference would get you contributing some entertainment


03/06/17 01:29 PM #650    

 

Michael Elliott

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. 

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. 

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. 

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. 

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She 
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..

 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

 

She answered

(Continue below - This is great)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'THE TEETH.'
 


03/07/17 09:25 AM #651    

 

Greg Cook

Like it!


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